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£12.00
The perfect bag for neatly and systematically throwing all your assorted shit into. Surely everyone needs one of these, right?
Funny Tote Bag – “Assorted Shit” – 100% Cotton, 10L Capacity – 38 x 42cm
Sometimes, you just need a bag for all your random junk. This funny tote bag with the cheeky slogan “Assorted Shit” is the perfect solution. Designed for those with a dark and cruel sense of humour, this tote bag is ideal for carrying all those odds and ends that seem to accumulate in your day-to-day life. Whether it’s your everyday essentials, snacks, or random bits of clutter, this tote has room for it all.
Made from 100% cotton (140gsm), this tote is both durable and lightweight, making it the ideal companion for daily use. The 10-litre capacity offers ample space for all your stuff without being bulky, while the 38 x 42cm size is perfect for easily throwing over your shoulder and going about your business. Its sturdy construction ensures that your random “assorted shit” stays secure inside, while the cotton material ensures long-lasting durability.
The design features the witty slogan “Assorted Shit,” appealing to those who have a knack for combining sarcasm and practicality. It’s a no-nonsense bag for no-nonsense people who don’t mind showing off their love for dark humour. This funny tote bag is ideal for those who need a functional way to carry their “junk” but also want to make a statement. It’s an amusing conversation starter and a great way to add some cheeky personality to your wardrobe.
Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates sarcasm and doesn’t take life too seriously? This funny tote bag is a great choice. Whether it’s for yourself or a friend, it’s perfect for those who need a bag for all the random bits and pieces that life throws their way.
Order your funny tote bag today and keep your “assorted shit” in check, with a touch of humour.
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| Weight | 90 g |
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| Bag Colour | Black with green design, Black with red design, Cream/Natural with blue design, Cream/Natural with green design, Cream/Natural with red design |




