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We’d really prefer it if you just left us alone to be honest, unless you’re wanting to place orders and/or throw money at us.  However, if you must, please message us here.

Also, we can’t be reached by telephone – thats why you can’t see a number listed. When we did have a phone number on our website we got spammed to fuck 24/7 so we took the decision that it wasn’t worth the hassle. We check our emails regularly throughout the day so it won’t take us long to get back to you.