Best Blowjob Lips mug

This Best Blowjob Lips mug is a 11oz ceramic bad boy and is dishwasher and microwave safe. As with all mugs, the design will eventually fade with regular washes in the dishwasher but it should be perfect for quite some time. Unless you drop it. Dropping voids warranty btw!

SHIPPING: The vast majority of our mugs are sent out within 48hrs of the order being placed. We send our mugs out in smashproof boxes (and yes…it was great fun testing the boxes!). All of our UK mug parcels are sent via Royal Mail tracked 48hr. European orders will be printed by one of our partners in mainland Europe (it’s quicker for you and we don’t have to fuck about with all the Brexit shit) and you will receive tracking info once it has been shipped to you. It usually takes 4-7 days to arrive once it has been handed over to the courier but it can vary depending where in Europe you are.  Non-european orders should arrive within 4 & 5 business days once they’ve been printed and handed over to the courier. These are rough guides only. We work hard to get all of our orders made and dispatched ASAP, however once we’ve handed it over to the Royal Mail or courier we cannot control them (unfortunately). Therefore, if you ‘need’ a rude mug delivering to you by this time tomorrow, please don’t order from us. We’re not amazon prime and don’t pretend to be…but at least our staff are happy.

After you’ve bought this Best Blowjob Lips mug and you’re sitting around scratching your arse and counting down the minutes until it arrives at your door, you’ll need something to pass the time won’t you? Don’t worry, we’ve thought of everything! Here’s a link to the history of the humble coffee mug https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mug

For more delivery info click here: https://badness.co.uk/delivery-info/

EU and NORTHERN IRELAND orders: we will have our design printed for you by a 3rd party (Gelato) near to where you live. This will automatically be sent as a tracked parcel. Legally we have to inform you that we are the manufacturer, our responsible person is Gelato Estonia OU, their address is Rotermanni 6-2nd floor, 10111 Tallinn, Estonia. Their email address is support@gelato.com – obviously this means nothing to you, but it keeps the lawyers happy.