This top cunt t-shirt may be available in other colours. Therefore if you ask nicely and we’re in a good mood we might help you out. No promises though. Use the contact links at the top and/or bottom of the page to get in touch. Alternatively you may try using telepathy or a state of the art pigeon. We cannot be held responsible should these methods prove unsuccessful. See our terms and conditions page for full disclaimer regarding pigeons.
We usually use Gildan ring spun t-shirts as they’re comfy. They’re also quite spacious-fitting and don’t feel like you’re taking a cheese grater to your nipples. On rare occasion you might find that we’ve used a heavy cotton t-shirt or Fruit of the Loom garments but this is only when we’re having chew on or delays with our suppliers.
We recommend you wash this top cunt t-shirt after wearing it for a few funerals. Please kindly refrain from drying this in one of these new-fandangled tumble dryer things. It’s best to just air dry it, otherwise it’ll get a bit fucked up. Things tend to get a tad warm in a dryer and this can cause damage to the various images and swear words we’ve put on your t-shirt. Obviously you’ve got a shit load of taste and wanna show off your superb purchase to normal mere-mortals, so lets keep it nice and presentable eh?
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