Bugger Off doormat

Add a touch of humour and personality to your home with this funny Bugger Off doormat. With a playful design, this doormat is sure to make a statement at your entrance, giving guests a warm welcome and a good laugh. Whether you’re sprucing up your own home or searching for a unique gift, this hand-painted Bugger Off coir doormat is the perfect choice.

Each funny doormat is made to order, ensuring your mat is one-of-a-kind. We hand-paint each mat four times using weatherproof paint to create a vibrant and durable finish. Please note, the painting and drying process can take up to 5 days, so allow a little extra time for your customised mat to be prepared.

Measuring 70cm x 40cm with a depth of 1.5cm, this doormat is the ideal size for most doorways, adding both functionality and a touch of humour to your home. The PVC nonslip backing helps keep the mat in place, but please note it does not guarantee full protection against slipping. Tread carefully to avoid any potential hazards.

While this funny Bugger Off doormat is designed for durability, it is best suited for indoor use. Its sturdy construction and whimsical design make it an ideal addition to your interior spaces, from the hallway to the living room.

Whether treating yourself or searching for a fun and quirky gift, this hand-painted coir doormat is bound to bring smiles to anyone’s face. Order yours today and add a bit of charm to your home!

All doormats will be sent as a tracked parcel. Sadly we cannot sell these to folk in Northern Ireland or the EU due to stupid trade law crap. More delivery info here: https://badness.co.uk/delivery-info/

If you’re incredibly bored (maybes you’re sat on the throne and its taking ages for the choddies to drop out?) and you’re still wondering what coir is, you can read all about it here.