Our Clothing

Our t-shirts are manfactured by really poor people in 3rd world countries, but please rest assured that these kids do a cracking job.  Of course we are only joking except about 2 things – they are really manufactured and they’re good quality.  At present, the vast majority of our unisex t-shirts are made by a Canadian company called Gildan. We roadtested quite a few different suppliers and so far, their stuff is the best and isn’t purely for skinny bastards.  These things fit people who aren’t petrified to have a slice of cake, or a full cake for that matter.  Occasionally we may use a different brand due to supply issues but we’ll pick one of similar or better quality and of similar fit. We do actually give a fuck about the quality of our stuff so we’ll keep an eye on this and if we can find something better for not much more spondoolies then we’ll switch.

Our sweatshirts and hoodies will be either an AWD or a Cottonridge garment. We love both these brands and are by far the most snug and durable that we’ve found. We wear both of these brands around the office and in real life, so we’re entirely satisfied that they’re good quality and snug as fuck. We’d never send anything out that we wouldn’t wear or use ourselves.

We think our socks are amazing. We’ve teamed up with a factory in Poland to produce our designs and quite frankly, we love them. So so so comfy.