Selfie Abuse

Last night I attended an association football game.  A few seats along from me were two teenage girls. About 15/16 I reckon.  For the entirety of the first half AND  half time, thats one full hour, they sat and took selfies. Constantly.  That must’ve been something in the region of 100 photos.  WTF? Anything more than 2 selfies an hour should be classed as masturbation.

I have many questions regarding this, the main one being: how the hell is this fun? What is gained from this? I presume their hour went something like this…

Bethany: “Look Alisha, here’s a picture of me and you at the match!” Alisha: “Oh yeah. Thats clearly me sat next to you in the same clothes as we’ve got on now. Should we take another one?” Alisha: “ooh yeah, awesome idea Beth!”

Bethany: “Look Alisha, here’s a picture of me and you at the match!” Alisha: “Oh yeah. Thats clearly me sat next to you in the same clothes as we’ve got on now. Should we take another one?” Alisha: “ooh yeah, awesome idea Beth!”

Bethany: “Look Alisha, here’s a picture of me and you at the match!” Alisha: “Oh yeah. Thats clearly me sat next to you in the same clothes as we’ve got on now. Should we take another one?” Alisha: “ooh yeah, awesome idea Beth!”

Bethany: “Look Alisha, here’s a picture of me and you at the match!” Alisha: “Oh yeah. Thats clearly me sat next to you in the same clothes as we’ve got on now. Should we take another one?” Alisha: “ooh yeah, awesome idea Beth!”

Bethany: “Look Alisha, here’s a picture of me and you at the match!” Alisha: “Oh yeah. Thats clearly me sat next to you in the same clothes as we’ve got on now. Should we take another one?” Alisha: “ooh yeah, awesome idea Beth!”

Bethany: “Look Alisha, here’s a picture of me and you at the match!” Alisha: “Oh yeah. Thats clearly me sat next to you in the same clothes as we’ve got on now. Should we take another one?” Alisha: “ooh yeah, awesome idea Beth!”

Bethany: “Look Alisha, here’s a picture of me and you at the match!” Alisha: “Oh yeah. Thats clearly me sat next to you in the same clothes as we’ve got on now. Should we take another one?” Alisha: “ooh yeah, awesome idea Beth!”

Bethany: “Look Alisha, here’s a picture of me and you at the match!” Alisha: “Oh yeah. Thats clearly me sat next to you in the same clothes as we’ve got on now. Should we take another one?” Alisha: “ooh yeah, awesome idea Beth!”

FUCKING MORONS!!!!!

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