Sexy times: celebrate the art of putting things in smelly places by wearing one of our super sexy garments.
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- Clit Bang t-shirt
- £10.00
- Out of respect, 0% of funds raised from sales of this go to the Barry Scott Foundation.
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- HIV t-shirt
- £10.00
- You don't wanna end up like HMV (fucked) and dead like this poor little doggy, remember to wrap it up before you slap it up!
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- AIDS t-shirt
- £10.00
- Remember people, please take care to wrap it up before you slap it up!
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- Legover t-shirt
- £10.00
- Perfect garment for those folk that like tits and bricks.
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- YourLube t-shirt
- £10.00
- Like getting fucked in the arse isn't painful enough but you've gotta fork out for your own lube? Aw hell no. Set your stall out with this badboy.
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- I’m just here for the fanny t-shirt
- £10.00
- Aren't we all?
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- No Anal Policy
- £7.00
- Yeah, whatever!
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- Never Been Abused t-shirt
- £10.00
- Some people were brought up in decent homes by decent families, please help if you can!
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- Tits to spare T-shirt
- £10.00
- bask in the glory of your beautiful buxom
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- Sex With Gingers t-shirt
- £10.00
- There's some sick bastards about. Be careful out there people!
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- Anal Whore t-shirt
- £10.00
- This is basically a badge of honour...
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- Drowning t-shirt
- £10.00
- Life is one big struggle when you're pretty. You uggos have no idea.
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- Wheels of Glory mug
- £8.00
- Everyone deserves some loving...
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- Wheels of Glory t-shirt
- £10.00
- Women always love a man with a smart set of wheels
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- I Love Moose Knuckle
- £10.00
- Fun Fact: moose knuckle smells worse than camel toe
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- Camel Toe t-shirt (version 1.0)
- £10.00
- All hail the toe!
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